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Baby

Not your typically hateful Chihuahua, Baby loved everyone. The plumber, a total stranger to the pup, got tickly licks on his butt-crack, making everyone who saw it happen laugh out loud. Even Simon, an employee of We R Roto-Rooters, though embarrassed, chuckled, pulled up his trousers, and tightened his belt a notch. By the time she turned one year old, half the small town of Riverton would talk about the friendly, coal-black…