Some New Jingles For Coke?

Coke Is Based in Atlanta, and I Live in Atlanta, So Let Me Write Your Jingles and Slogans, Coca-Cola!

Coke Jingle #1

[Verse 1]
wellll COKE takes your thirst away
to Guantanemo Bay
for Vice President’s Day

Coke Jingle #2

[Verse 1]
Coke takes your thirst to jail
it’s the COKEshank redemption
And there is no bail
It’s me Morgan Freeman
help me fix a sail

Coke Jingle #3

[to the tune of “Fu-Gee-La” by Fugees]

Coke Jingle #4

[Verse 1]
Coke takes your thirst away
Live to sip another day
Fight the ghost of your thirst
Honor the spirit of the first
Dude who ever drank a Coke
Roll up in a soda hearse

Coke Jingle #5

[to the tune of “Roxanne” by The Police]


Scene and Song

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Scene and Song

Comedy Pop Culture Commentary on Movies and Music