How to completely screw up a Christmas Parade

Like many places Cookeville-Putnam County in TN holds an annual Christmas Parade. They have previously done such a fine job with it that even WTCT PBS has provided live coverage. But this year …

Yes that “…” above says it all.

If I’m writing about it, then you know that something “interesting” has happened.

Let’s jump in

Who can take part?

In theory, anybody can. Just complete the application form with your details.

Here is a link to the 2024 application form. You just need to complete it by Nov 29.

You just tell them who you are representing …

You also need to agree that you will adhere to a few rather sensible regulations.

For example, if playing music then it should be appropriate. Don’t throw candy from your float (but you can hand it out). Don’t dress as Santa because they already have an official Santa. If you use animals then you need to clean up if they poop. You also need to adhere to safety regulations, etc…

All very sensible stuff.

Oh but wait, they also have something else this year.

Since I’m writing about it then you can indeed anticipate a weird whacky twist is…