Elon Musk is not real.

But he’s way worse than birds.

google images “birds and elon”

Have you ever met Elon Musk? No? Me neither. In fact, I can name absolutely no one I know that has.

I know people. I know lots of people. Sometimes famous people. I’ve worked in the media and know other people who have met all kinds of famous people. Not a single one of them has actually met Elon Musk or knows anyone who has.