“We live in a simulation!” Blah blah blah. I know. Here’s why and what happens next.
Back in 2000ish and some change, I had a plan. I wanted to be a cast member of “Saturday Night Live” before I turned 40. I enrolled in the acting studio program at Lansing Community College. I learned a lot and was well on my way to perfecting the craft. The program, still today, churns out some great talent and productions. Since then I’ve taken…