Will someone please cancel the Doomsday clock?

And do it with nuclear weaponry if you have it handy.

google images “90 secs to midnight”

Looking at you, North Korea! Do the world a solid and aim your first big shot at these pansy scientists afraid of the future. My cynicism has had enough!

For anyone left who’s not a doom scroller, there exists an actual “Doomsday Clock.” It was invented by none other…