Marathoning the Planet of the Apes Pentalogy in 2021

Bryce Carlisle
May 15 · 8 min read
My face by the second movie.

In the immortal words of legendary NOFX front man Fat Mike,

“I’m startin’ to feel a lot like Charlton Heston

Stranded on a primate planet

Apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground

With generals and the armies that obeyed them

Followers following fables