The Snake Redux

So this woman is walking home from work and she sees this injured snake in the grassy field where there used to be a house but it blew up because it was a meth lab. The snake begs her to help him, so she finds an empty Doritos bag amid the trash in the field, puts him in it, and brings him home.

Over the next few days, she nurses him back to health with a steady diet of cockroaches and mice she finds around the house, because she…