Phil AutelitanoFuck Ted And Fred — It’s Time to Take Your ShotSometimes I have to remind myself that I am absolutely 100% AS DUMB AS I LOOK.Aug 12, 2023Aug 12, 2023
Phil AutelitanoDirty Porn Facts “They” Don’t Want You to Know.No, it’s not the latest book from Kevin Trudeau, it’s a collection of statistics gathered from porn friends and foes alike. It’s no secret…Jul 30, 2023Jul 30, 2023
Phil AutelitanoA Heart Broken SoberTurns out she was just another in the long line of chicks with daddy issues or whatever issues that attract all these younger…Jul 7, 2023Jul 7, 2023
Phil AutelitanoThat Time SCREW Revealed J. Edgar Hoover’s Dirty Little Secret.It was the second worst day of J. Edgar Hoover’s life.May 3, 2023May 3, 2023
Phil AutelitanoSCREW YOU! #2,837 — There’s Gotta Be a Better Way to SHIT.Sometimes I sit my butt on the toilet and it’s a nice, peaceful, clean bowel movement. Everything comes out perfectly, a wipe or two, and…Apr 7, 2023Apr 7, 2023
Phil AutelitanoYou Don’t Have to Be a Perv to Write For Screw But It Helps.For more than fifty years a Screw byline has been one of the most coveted achievements among adult, erotic, and underground writers. It’s a…Mar 28, 20231Mar 28, 20231
Phil AutelitanoH.U.M.A.N. — The One Acronym We All ShareI just thought of a new acronym for all the beautiful and unique peoples of this world: H-U-M-A-N. I think we should all consider using it…Mar 24, 2023Mar 24, 2023
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Phil AutelitanoScrew Magazine to Pay Writers up to $20/CPM.MIAMI — Screw Magazine announced today that as of March 15, 2023, we will begin paying contributing writers $10/CPM for all published…Mar 12, 2023Mar 12, 2023