Phil AutelitanoFuck Ted And Fred — It’s Time to Take Your ShotSometimes I have to remind myself that I am absolutely 100% AS DUMB AS I LOOK.·5 min read·Aug 12, 2023----
Phil AutelitanoDirty Porn Facts “They” Don’t Want You to Know.No, it’s not the latest book from Kevin Trudeau, it’s a collection of statistics gathered from porn friends and foes alike. It’s no secret…·3 min read·Jul 30, 2023----
Phil AutelitanoA Heart Broken SoberTurns out she was just another in the long line of chicks with daddy issues or whatever issues that attract all these younger…·5 min read·Jul 7, 2023----
Phil AutelitanoThat Time SCREW Revealed J. Edgar Hoover’s Dirty Little Secret.It was the second worst day of J. Edgar Hoover’s life.·5 min read·May 3, 2023----
Phil AutelitanoSCREW YOU! #2,837 — There’s Gotta Be a Better Way to SHIT.Sometimes I sit my butt on the toilet and it’s a nice, peaceful, clean bowel movement. Everything comes out perfectly, a wipe or two, and…·4 min read·Apr 7, 2023----
Phil AutelitanoYou Don’t Have to Be a Perv to Write For Screw But It Helps.For more than fifty years a Screw byline has been one of the most coveted achievements among adult, erotic, and underground writers. It’s a…·2 min read·Mar 28, 2023--1--1
Phil AutelitanoH.U.M.A.N. — The One Acronym We All ShareI just thought of a new acronym for all the beautiful and unique peoples of this world: H-U-M-A-N. I think we should all consider using it…·5 min read·Mar 24, 2023----
Phil AutelitanoWacky Pope Natural Gender-Confirming Vatican Estercoraria Chairs!Wacky Pope Natural Gender-Confirming Vatican Estercoraria Chairs! Wacky Pope Natural Gender-Confirming Vatican Estercoraria Chairs!·2 min read·Mar 14, 2023----
Phil AutelitanoScrew Magazine to Pay Writers up to $20/CPM.MIAMI — Screw Magazine announced today that as of March 15, 2023, we will begin paying contributing writers $10/CPM for all published…·2 min read·Mar 12, 2023----