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You Will Never Poop in Peace Again

Photo by Jose Antonio Gallego Vázquez on Unsplash

I have only pulled my pants up without wiping once in my life.

It was because I felt the big one coming. And I don’t mean the big one as in, “oooff, that baba ganoush did not agree with me. So I must stop everything I’m doing in public and go home because here comes the big one.”



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Carlos Garbiras

Storyteller sorting out the deeply ingrained neurosis of a topsy-turvy upbringing in Colombia.|| || Unequivocally Ambiguous Cultural Critiques