You Will Never Poop in Peace Again

Congratulations, your toddler can walk.

Photo by Jose Antonio Gallego Vázquez on Unsplash

I have only pulled my pants up without wiping once in my life.

It was because I felt the big one coming. And I don’t mean the big one as in, “oooff, that baba ganoush did not agree with me. So I must stop everything I’m doing in public and go home because here comes the big one.”