Scuzzbucket
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Scuzzbucket

Don Juan 3000

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My best friend Mel didn’t believe me when I said I was getting rid of my Don Juan 3000. “You spent like a year’s salary on that thing,” he said. “Why don’t you just give it to me? I’ll recycle it. With a thirty percent return on the stem cells, I can put a down payment on my own. Think of it as a Christmas gift. It’s been years since I’ve been attractive enough to get laid.”

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Franco Amati

Franco Amati

Speculative fiction writer from New York. For published work visit francoamatiwrites.com or buy me a coffee at ko-fi.com/francoamati