Here’s How Timmy’s Wife Made Him Quit Porn Addiction Immediately
Semen Retention Anecdote
An enraged Tyra finds Timmy fapping in the closet. Touching and tickling his picked twig, with extreme tenacity and releasing enough sperm to flood a dry Arizona desert.
Tyra completely loses it and goes awol. But instead of asking Timmy to stop, Tyra has something sinister in mind.
Without hesitation, she retreats to an underground tunnel, directly connected to the underworld, and summons perhaps the greatest war general to ever live.
The legend himself. The ruler of worlds and conqueror of human souls: Sun Tzu.
And then. The lessons begin.
“If you know your enemy and know yourself, your victory will not stand in doubt.”
“He will win who prepares himself and waits to take the enemy unprepared.”
“Let your rapidity be that of the wind. Your compactness that of the forest. In raiding and plundering be like fire.. Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
-Sun Tzu
Through Sun Tzu’s teachings, Tyra launched history’s most epic campaign and ripped pornographic desires from the dimensions of Timmy tiny brain.
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