Introducing: Dick-Diaper! A Coc-Clogging Diaper for Semen Retaining Men
A semen retention anecdote
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I need a dick diaper!
Jared the jack-off-junkie has hit an all-time low.
- His wife: pregnant
- Her ways: wicked
- His net worth: worthless.
Jared has bills triple the size of a G-wagon but makes the same wages of a low-level wasteman.
But then, it was time for a change.
Destined to wheedle his way to wealth, and provide for his soon-to-come son, Jared adopted a practice that would put him beyond the possibility of defeat, intensify his focus, eliminate distraction, and fuel him with the unmatched strength to demolish any obstacle:
Semen Retention!
In the retentive acquisition to acquire semonic power, Jared made a shocking realization.
“Jared, there’s semen jumping out of your underwear!”
When his beloved semonic status, his ever-cherished retentive streak, exceeds 21 days, Jared would have wet dreams on repeat, consistently dumping seminal waste on bedroom sheets, and turning his comfy mattress into a cum-infested wetland.
And that’s when he had the idea of the century:
“I’m going to make Dick Diapers!”
Destined to make a coc-clogging device to lay siege on leaking dicks, he works all night and immediately puts his prototype into production.
But disappointment awaits around the corner. Jared is devastated, as days, weeks, and months fly by without a single sale.
But then, Jared saw a life-changing ad that read “Turn a $7 investment into a 6-figure business; results not guaranteed.”
2 weeks later
“Cha-ching! Cha-ching!”
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