Meet the Man Who Conquered No Nut November and Defeated the Lusty Lindsey

No Nut November 6 of 30

Larenzo
semenretentionguy.com
3 min readNov 6, 2023

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Dinnnggg Dooonnnggg!

It’s day six of No Nut November, and a Nut-less Nicholas is in for a devastating surprise.

Packing enough seed in the sack to flood a small town, he surges down the stairs with one question on his mind. Wondering which clueless idiot has the guts to sound his doorbell at 11 p.m.

And the answer might surprise you.

Nick isn’t your average 22-year-old man. Not at all. He’s a three-time No Nut November champion, confidently wears the retentive crown, and has proved that he can retain despite the circumstance.

But for the young Nicholas, his precious streak is about to encounter an unexpected twist.

Clueless of the treacherous face that stands before the front door, he squeezes the squeaking knob, and carelessly cracks it open.

His jaw-dropping expression says it all.

The face on the other side: the pound-for-pound seed slurping, streak-splitting champion: Lusty Lindsey.

Lindsey isn’t your average baddie. She’s a thirsty thottie, consistently training to steal your seed, and swallows more nuts than a hungry squirrel.

Without invitation, she barges inside. And moments later, the games begin.

Plotting on his seed like a devil in the night, she combines a seductive gaze with lusty smile, and begins to caress Nicky’s arm with a feminine touch.

But there’s something Lindsey doesn’t know.

Nicholas is a seasoned warrior who’s won many battles, and is a top student in the art of war.

And as Lindsey executes her first attack, deploys the principles that propelled him to victory in over 100 battles.

Rule Number 1:

“He will win who prepares himself and waits to take the enemy unprepared.”

-Sun Tzu; “The Art of War”

And Lusty Lindsey is epically unprepared for the events that are about to unfold.

“The clever combatant imposes his will on the enemy, but does not allow the enemy’s will to be imposed on him.”

-Sun Tzu; “The Art of War”

Unmoved and nonreactive to her lustful attacks, Nicholas grabs the television remote, and gives Lindsey a surprise of a lifetime.

First, she looks forward in confusion as her face appears on the television screen. Then, she catches on.

The cameras dozens of cameras planted on the while are not only recording, but broadcasting Nick’s every move on his YouTube account, where millions of live views are exposed to Lindsey’s treacherous nature.

Embarrassed by the unexpected events, Lindsey jumps off the sofa, storms out of the house, and takes her wanna-be streak-stealing self home.

The lesson

When urges attempted to attack Nicholas,

There’s a specific reason why Nick won this unexpected battle in flawless fashion.

He was documenting his journey to building a 6 figure online business. A journey he wouldn’t pause for a mere urge.

In other words. Nick’s purpose was his secret weapon. It kept him on the offensive while defeating urges by default.

Brothers, purpose gives one power and is the portal that delivers one to his dream streak. A man who pauses his purposes is a man who postponed his streak.

Stay on your purpose. Or suffer the wrath of Lusty Lindsey.

Book a call with Larenzo today.

Larenzo is the author of “The First Day” and “Relapse Proof.

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