No Nut November Day 1 |From Misdemeanors to Manslaughter
Day 1 of 30
Peter’s parents couldn’t believe it.
Why would a tenth-grade teacher send a well-behaved student to prison? Soon, Paul, an enraged parent, would find out.
Paul sits patiently in an empty school parking lot, wondering what’s taking the young Peter so long.
As fate would have it, Peter approaches the vehicle, drenched in tears and trembling with fear, and reveals an epic surprise.
His teacher, packing a body and hauling a booty that can rattle the most seasoned retainer, gave him a dreaded assignment:
A one-way trip to the place nicknamed Death Valley, where men forsake their wives and say goodbye to their lives: prison.
At least, that’s what Peter thought before reading the fine print on the assignment paper. Peter won’t be finding a new home, but instead, researching the inhuman actions and unfortunate circumstances that put these men behind bars.
And as Peter returns from a grueling day of interviews, he marches to the classroom front, as the classmates wait frantically for a nail biting conclusion. And the determined Peter wouldn’t disappoint.
Peter’s Speech
“Prison bars rattled violently as I entered Nevada State Prison. I was on a one-way mission to interview 9 men who showed their victims no mercy, laughed at the thought of murder, and lusted at the grand idea of manslaughter.
Then, while not even halfway through my interviews, I noticed a repetitive pattern.
Trespassing, vandalism, drunk driving, and shoplifting. All of these murders had a long list of Misdeamoners.”
Suddenly, after Peter makes an insightful statement, Mrs. Cranny jumps in front of the class and says.
“Students! What Class is this?”
“Seeemeeen Retention Classss Mrs. Cranny.”
Now, Mrs. Cranny’s voice adopts a serious tone as she teaches the young retainers an unforgettable lesson.
“Class, according to Peter’s data, men who commit felonies, participate in murder, and indulge in manslaughter, were once misdemeanor offenders.
Here’s the lesson. In the semen retention community, there are misdemeanors and there are felonies. Misdemeanors include drifting, listening to lustful music, and scrolling down your Instagram timelines.
Participation in such misdemeanors leads to the ultimate murder; a felony that most fail to recover from: relapse.
Class, during the remaining of No Nut November, resist streak misdemeanors, and you’ll avoid the fatal felony of ejaculation.
Book a call with Larenzo today.
Larenzo is the author of “The First Day” and “Relapse Proof.”
