No Nut November Episode 2 of 30
Sins of the father
An enraged Gillie has enough. Dad has been dead for ten years and the overzealous son is fiending for answers.
As destiny would have it, fifteen-year-old Gillie bumps an oversized picture on the wall and is about to make a shocking discovery.
As the frame frantically falls to the floor, the ever-exposed wall reveals the unexpected:
A hidden safe, made with impenetrable steel and protected by an uncrackable passcode. But the majestic safe is in for quite the surprise.
The young Gillie hasn’t met a computer he couldn’t hack and a password he couldn’t crack.
As his fingers caress the digital screen, and eyes glow with the seducer’s look, he entices the safe into surrender. Before Mom can discover his sinful intrusion, he snatches his father’s journal and storms to the basement.
Now, the moment has come
With shaking hands and a pounding heart, he breathes deeply in anticipation of discovering his father’s most forbidden secrets. And fortunately, the first page wouldn’t disappoint.
Gille’s father, the greatest inventor known to man, reveals the unmatched power that fueled the creation of his greatest inventions: semen retention.
“When the seminal fluid rises up the spine and takes root in the brain, man’s body will pulsate with semonic power; granting him tireless energy, alien-like focus, and unrestricted access to the forbidden layers of his brain.”
Now Gillie understands. This “semen retention” is the sacred power that fueled Dad’s most sacred invention: the time machine.
But this was only the beginning of Dad’s secrets.
As Gillie turns the pages, he discovers the graphic details of his father’s mission: to inject the male population with semonic power.
But unfortunately, there was only one way. After twenty consecutive years of semen retention, his beloved time machine operated in peak condition. Now, without hesitation, he finally makes the one trip that he has been training for:
The Garden of Eden.
“If I can eliminate the original sin, man will effortlessly rise in semonic power.
As fate would have it, the gutsy inventor majestically transports into The Garden of Eden. Without a moment’s notice, the tunes of crickets soothe his ears as the sound of a swirling beast approaches the garden.
With the fate of the entire manosphere in his hands, he turns boldly and strikes the plotting snake with a sharp shovel that would prove to be an unforgiving death blow.
Now, with the original sin erased from mankind, he makes a satisfying return to his present reality.
But something’s off.
He was too late. Adam and Eve already ate the apple and his body is wearing a stinging wound from the garden. Although he was victorious in battle, the snake’s venom poisoned him with perversion and planted desires of lustful pleasure.
In the days to follow, the symptoms drastically intensified.
Local news reporter Katie McCall reported the following:
“American inventor Gilbert Despoza was murdered moments after going on Instagram. Authorities suspect that Instagram models penetrated his inbox and subjected him to an ejaculatory massacre until no pulse remained.”
His last journal entry read the following:
“The Garden of Eden had one snake, but social media is a garden of many serpents.”
The lesson
Sponsorships, connections, self-brand..
Social media is a fruitful garden.
Just don’t eat the forbidden ones.
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Larenzo is the author of “The First Day” and “Relapse Proof.”
