Semen Retention & The Sinning Twelve..
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Prepare yourself for a gut-wrenching semen retention story
“…lord and protect our hearts from sharpened knives. Amen.”
Welcome to Saints Island, where Father Peter, a former pirate turned priest, has just led the entire island in the “pirate’s prayer.”
In a mere matter of minutes, enemy ships, packed with the planet’s most ruthless killers, are en route to invade Saints Island.
But the ship-sailing sinners are in for a gut-wrenching surprise.
As hundreds of Machiavellian mercenaries flee from parked ships, a seven-day search reveals the inconceivable:
that the sinless saints are nowhere in sight.
Fueled by the immense dissatisfaction of un-swung fists, bloodless boots, and virgin blades, the killers flee island grounds and return to their beloved boats;
all in desperation of finding their next kill.
However, the hopeful killers wouldn’t make it..
Only minutes after re-embarking their ships, boats suffered the fate of sinkage, and ocean waters were colored with puddles of pirate blood..
And truth is, you won’t believe how it happened..
THE STRATEGY OF THE SAINTS:
Father Peter, sworn to show locals the way to heaven, consistently flooded the island with God’s word.
As the years went by, word began to travel.. and hateful humans sailed across waters in hopes of killing humanity’s sinless saints.
But Father Peter knew something that the invaders didn’t know:
There were sinners on Saint’s Island. And sinners will be sinners.
Moments before the enemy ships arrived, Father Peter led his people into the “Saints Sanctuary;” an underground bunker designed to hide and shelter the Saints in times of tragedy.
But the Island’s sinners were not welcome in the sanctuary. However, this wasn’t a mere punishment, but a desired reward.
“You are sinners! So go sin!”
As the sinning twelve made way through the island’s terrain, they did so in stealth;
Taking cover in overgrown grass and hiding in the dimensions of darkened caves.
While the invaders were busy searching for blade-kills, the sinners made their move; penetrating the ships with small undetectable cuts.
And by the time the invaders returned to their boats, undetectable ship cuts widened, as wicked waters wrecked their ships into sinkage, and fed the killers to blood-hungry shakrs.
3 lessons:
1) Burning the boats would’ve subjected the killers to an extended stay;
which would’ve increased their chances to defeat the saints, overcome the sinning Twelve, and avoid ship-sinking fatalities.
2) Sinners will be sinners. Humanity’s streak thieves will forever flaunt their bodies and bait men into the layers of their private parts.
3) Saints and sinners don’t mix well. One will always overtake the other
Brothers, without hesitation, burn the boats that invite release, separate from seed-extracting sinners, and shelter the mind in saintly sanctuaries.
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