The Stunning Power of Semen and Why You Should Swallow It

It’s better than Mommy’s milk

Larenzo
semenretentionguy.com
2 min readDec 28, 2023

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A shocking message in my dm:

Screenshot taken from Instagram by author

I make content about semen retention and get messages like these daily.

However, I’m getting more and more messages from men who swallow their semen.

So I asked him:

Screenshot taken from Instagram by author

Smart guy.

Here are some incredible benefits of drinking semen

Studies suggest that drinking semonic fluid may increase life-span and contains a powerhouse of nutrients:

  • magnesium
  • potassium
  • zinc
  • etc..

Consumption of semen can also lead to whitened teeth and better skin quality.

Goodbye Colgate. Farewell Neutrogena. Hello semen.

If that wasn’t enough to spark your sticky diet, semen contains a whopping 252mg of protein. Wow! Who needs a protein shake when you can have a semen spread?

But unfortunately, some are a bit skeptical. Healthline suggests that

“You would likely have to consume gallons of semen to see any dietary health benefits.”

But is it tasty?

Previously, I dated a few semen slurpers. Some drink it like milk while others spit it out like toothpaste.

However, one Redditor thinks that her boyfriends semen is magically delicious and taste like strawberries.

But of course, Healthline came in clutch with a few warnings.

“If it smells like fish or rotten eggs, or is generally foul.”

-Healthline

Inconvenient smells as such may suggest a sexually transmitted infection.

Conclusion

In southern states, locals cook gumbo. But for a chosen few, a semen stew will do.

Should you drink semen? Personally, I wouldn’t.

I’m currently on 3 years semen retention. That’s over 1,000 days without a nut and I refuse to go back.

With exception of procreation, semen should not be spilled under any circumstances.

Book a discovery call to see if you qualify for coaching.

My Semen Retention Newsletter includes the following:

Email 1: Your Dick is a Suicide Stick

Email 2: Why Poundtown is a Terrorist Nation

Email 3: The Dangers of Playing Peek-a-boo With Porn

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