Reviewing: 2014 Movie Trailers
I just literally watched over an hour’s worth of movie trailers and the only movie I am looking forward to (so far) is ‘Edge of Tomorrow’, and when I say ‘looking forward to’ that’s pushing it because I’ve seen this trailer at least 4 times now and I’m starting to get bored. I’m also annoyed by the part where Tom’s character tells Emily’s character that ‘this is as far as you go’. Dude, she ‘trained’ you…..shut up.
It is very likely that I will hate this movie, but I’m willing to give it a shot when the future looks so bleak and I’m feeling starved for big screen entertainment.
Lets take a look at the crap due out along with my deep, insightful inner monologue shall we?
‘The Top 10 Most Anticipated Movies of 2014' according to WatchMojo includes:
10. Transformers: Age of Distinction — Not a chance in hell.
9. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay: Part 1 — Meh.
8. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes — I will chew my own fingers off like the bad guy from ‘Jack Reacher’ to go to the hospital, instead of the theatre.
7. Guardians of the Galaxy — How?!…..Why?!……A RACOON FIGHTS CRIME….or some bullshit.
6. The Amazing Spiderman — Again?! I might get dragged to this one.
5. The Hobbit: There and Back Again — NOOOOOOO!
4. Captain America: The Winter Soldier — Ha! Guaranteed crap.
3. Interstellar — Ok, this one might be cool. Matthew Mcconaughey is super badass now thanks to True Detective and with the help of Christopher Nolan, it has a chance…also the word ’wormhole’ is used, so ya.
2. X-Men: Days of Future Past — Honestly, seeing this might kill me, slowly and painfully.
1. Godzilla — I know in my heart, I will never see this movie.
So there you have it, my dramatic and very accurate thoughts on what’s to come…..Good thing I took up knitting.