15-Minute Comedy Show
Laugh Your Abs Off — Exercise Quotes to Get You Rolling on the Floor
Inspiration from funny yet insightful quotes about exercise and fitness for a good laugh and a great workout
Welcome to this 15-minute Friday comedy show! Today, we’re diving deep into the minds, hearts, and souls of famous comedians, celebrities, and deep thinkers who’ve cracked the exercise code like nobody else—some of them RIP. I will utter some quotes for giggling, pondering, and maybe even reaching for those dumbbells or the chocolate, whatever floats your boat.
G’day, ladies and gentlemen, honorable judges, fellow toastmasters, and dear exercise skeptics or fanatics. Welcome to my unpretentious fitness presentation on some of the funniest and most inspiring lines ever uttered about getting those muscles grooving while rolling on the floor.
First, seriously, I know exercise can sometimes feel like a tough nut to crack for some of us. We all have those days when the couch calls our name louder than a fitness instructor on steroids. But fear not! I’ve got just the remedy for those exercise blues — a dose of giggles and guffaws.
So, whether you’re a gym aficionado or a couch potato extraordinaire, these quotes might…
