Porn Moves You Should Never Try
Because you’re more likely to annoy her than make her hot
The conventional wisdom is that everyone knows that porn is entertainment, that it isn’t real sex. And yet, I’ve heard more stories than I can count from angry or disappointed women who got some porn move pulled on them that they absolutely hated. This happened without a thought as to whether or not that was an acceptable thing to do or something that they would enjoy. Clearly, some better communication needs to take place, and although some women (or others) might well be into some of these moves, it’s always a mistake to assume that’s the case just because you saw it in a porno.
These rules apply to men and non-binary folks as well. They also may or may not want something done to them that somebody picked up from porn without being asked about it first. That’s really the key here — not so much that you should never do any of these things — but that you’d definitely better never do them without first obtaining confirmation that they are welcome.
1. Spitting and Saliva Play
Some people like to use spit as lube, and in general, that’s probably fairly widely accepted. Many people might not think twice about it, but I once saw an escort on Twitter ranting about how gross that is, so it’s still better to…
