The Birthday Gift

Are you ready to unwrap it?

Photo by Eric Ward on Unsplash

“Happy birthday,” he said, opening his bathrobe. “Here’s your first present.”

From his groin emerged an erection, a shiny ribbon wound around it like bandages on an Egyptian mummy. Against his pubic hair nestled an elaborate bow, which glinted in the light as he stepped towards the bed, wiggling his hips.




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