The Neighbor’s Anniversary Gift

A present is always better when two people give it to you together

Entering the colossally quiet house, the first thing I notice is a string of balloons leading from the front door down the hallway. Like strict punctuation, the rainbow seems to end in front of the master bedroom.



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Jennifer McDougall

Attempting Serious and Satire... Sometimes successful. Editor, Doctor Funny.