A limerick-triplet exposé of the legal and public relations triad that is Trump’s last best line of defense.
There once was a lawyer named Jake,
Turned apologist for his new boss’s sake,
With ethical dexterity
Made millions off his charity,
Of course he’ll say liberal media
There once was a talking head named Sean,
Where he lacked intellect he had plenty o’ brawn,
Who’s to say you ain’t lyin’
When you’re Cohen’s secret client,
And on the phone with Trump,
dusk ’til dawn!