The Little Biddy’s Book of Trifles
biddy
[bid-ee]
noun, plural biddies
a fussbudget, especially an old fussy woman
trifle
[try-ful]
verb (used without object) trifled, trifling
to deal lightly or without due seriousness or respect
1. It’s always cold
Biddies only exist comfortably in the narrow temperature band between seventy-four and eighty-eight degrees Fahrenheit (23 ° to 31 ° C).
The above figures above also coincide with the typical age of free-range biddies.
In addition to warm outerwear, a properly outfitted biddy needs the following, at minimum:
- shawl
- headscarf
- electric heating pad
- car travel blanket
- warm fuzzy slippers
Biddies must be kept far away from air-conditioning vents and other sources of moving air. This is a particular challenge when transporting one’s biddy.
Many consider UPS Ground the safest route for biddy transport.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred — Woody Allen
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