Based on Sean Spicer’s impressive credentials (to follow), POTUS hired him and stands with him (well, maybe behind him … in another room … in another building).
Mission
As an expert in obfuscation, befuddlement, and distraction, I seek to join your team as
White House Press Secretary
representing you to the public and the press in a manner that enhances your reputation and diminishes the reputations of all those with opposing positions.