REVIEW: DUNGEON SOULS

Platform: PC (win/mac/nux)
Type: dungeon crawl twinstick rogueish
OPEN THYNE PARCHMENT TO GAZE INTO THE DEPTHES; >>>>>>>>>>>>>

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HOW THIS GAME WORK?
THE DOOR IS NOT OPEN, FIND THE SNOWFLAKES, STEP THEM.

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LOOK A SHOP HAS OCCURRED! THE ITEMS HAVE RED BITS FOR REASON YOU CANNOT BYE.

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LOOK A CHEST! … iTS LOCKED. :<

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HOORAY A RED SNOWFLAKE! NO IS OTHER CIRCLE, HERE COMES A ROCK.

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DIFFERENT CHEST, SAME LOCKED.

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SNOWFLAKE?! OH NO! DEMONS! USE THE AOE! THE DEMONS HAS DIED. COLLECT THE LOOT BITS.

OKAY THE OTHER LOOTS DO NOT HOOVER INTO NU/WO/MAN. PRESS THE SPACE, SPACE MAKES YOU PART OF THE GAME. ACTION COLLECT!
YOU THINK WAIT, WHY NOT AUTO GET? I WANT ALL THE ITEMS?! DO YOU? THOOUGH? tHOU DOST.

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fUCKCHESTSS.

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TIME TO DUNGEON CAPITALISM. PICK BEST ITEM BECAUSE SHOP PEOPLE ARE EASILY SCARED BY MONEY AND WILL DISAPPEAR WITH OTHER TWO ITEM ONCE YOU BUY ONE OF THEM.

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OH GOOD ITS A DEMON BUTTERFLY

Thankyou dutterfle. You are prince among pupated demons.

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GAAAAAAAAME RANK:

dUNGEONS: 6/10
PIXELS (dpi): 5/10
RISK OF RAIN: MUCH BETTER GAME
CHESTS: GOFUCK/10
SHOP TENDERNESS: 7/10
ENTERTAINMENT MADE FROM ACTUAL PLAYING:2/10
DEMONFLY KISSES: 9/10
ARBITRARY TOTAL: PLAY SOMETING ELSE/IT’S OK

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