13 Absolutely Hilarious Things People Have Actually Said While Having Sex
He whispered “tubular” in my ear
Let’s be honest —we’ve all said some pretty crazy things during sex.
In the throes of passion, we profess undying love or make promises we have no intention of keeping. We try out new dirty words that backfire, use funny voices, or make up weird names for already weird body parts.
Some things, it seems, are better left unsaid.
Like the following 13 absolutely hilarious things people have actually said while having sex.
Enjoy!
1. He whispered “tubular” in my ear
A Reddit user named Xaantara shared this “tubular” story:
He waited until I just started to orgasm and whispered “tubular” in my ear and I just started laughing and it sort of ruined the moment. He said he just wanted to see what my reaction would be. Weirdo.
I’m guessing that’s not the reaction he expected.
Then again, I’m not sure what reaction he expected. Maybe he thought she would sling back some related surfer lingo, give him a high five, and finish?
