15 Things He Thought While Taking My Virginity
Is she looking at me or the ceiling?
1. It’s about time I was able to pry her away from her friends. I don’t know why they like to travel in packs the way they do. Clearly she wanted them to leave us alone.
2. She’s so cute. Let me just throw on the first CD I see and get this party started! Oh, Listen Without Prejudice, okay, that’ll do.
3. We’ve been kissing for a while; she ought to be good and wet by now.
4. Damn, look at that body, better than I imagined when she was shaking her ass dancing tonight. I’m going to have a good time busting that cherry.
5. How does she not know what cunnilingus is? I know she’s a virgin, but come on! Hasn’t she ever watched porn before?
6. She seems good and worked up now, let me take these underwear off so we can get to the main course.
7. She’s staring at it. I know, baby, it’s big. Good thing I have these Magnums*. I hope I don’t hurt her with this massive cock of mine.
8. “All we have to see, is that I don’t belong to you, and you don’t belong to me….”
9. What is she doing? Is she looking at me or the ceiling? Why isn’t she responding? Is she even awake? I guess I should fuck her harder.
