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15 Truly Disgusting Things All Women Do Behind Closed Doors

The secret’s finally out — we fart

Photo by Andrea Piacquadio from Pexels
  1. We smell our used panties. Hey — if some creep on the internet would pay $50 for our damp thongs, then we gotta see what all the hype is about.
  2. And admire our discharge. We have to know if things change from thin and milky to clumpy and yellow. It’s for our health, duh!

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Ms. Part Time Wino

first of her name. writer of nonsense. queen of drinking wine.