Middle-Aged Ride of Shame

First-time sex after divorce. First time on pallets.

Photo by Mika Baumeister on Unsplash

“Tired of white, bearded, and hairy guys? Go bald smooth and Chinese.”

That was the opening line on my dating profile.

While my grandparents had arranged marriages in China, I had the freedom to swipe through hundreds of ladies sitting in a basement closet with my kids…