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An Adultery Checklist For Guys

What you need to know in affair land

Listen up to your adultery fairy godmother, men. I’ve been stepping out long enough to have this cheat sheet for guys who want to fuck out of network down pat.

Let’s analyze what happens:

  • Write a pithy (look it up, fool) and witty profile on Ashley Madison that is sure to attract the best and most…



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Adultery 101. Dead Bedrooms. Sex out of network. I am terrible and human. So are you. Editor of The Scarlett Letter | P.S. I Hate You | Sexpressions.