Sex and Satire
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Sex and Satire

An Interview for the Position of Friend with Benefits

Please take a seat — the interview is about to begin

Fauxels from Pixels

Thanks for coming in today, Dave.

As you are well aware, there’s been a recent opening for the role of Friend with Benefits. We’re hoping to fill this role as soon as possible, with a start date of potentially next weekend.

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Ms. Part Time Wino

Ms. Part Time Wino

first of her name. writer of nonsense. queen of drinking wine.