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Sex and Satire

And Now a Word From my Penis

Another brilliant ad from r/naughtyfromneglect

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It has been brought to my attention that my personality isn’t going to cut it anymore.

Neither will my rugged good looks.

Or my intellect.

Sorry mom. “You are perfect the way you are,” isn’t sadly enough to lure wayward married vixens on the internet.

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MonalisaSmiled

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Adultery 101. Dead Bedrooms. Sex out of network. I am terrible and human. So are you. Editor of The Scarlett Letter | P.S. I Hate You | Sexpressions.