Sex and Satire
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Sex and Satire

Build-A-Bear Affair Partner

Making the Perfect Lover

Photo by Hassan OUAJBIR on Unsplash

I try to figure out what qualities I wanted in my “perfect” lover since I haven’t found him yet.

He’s a unicorn.

In the wild. Out there in cyberspace or some adjacent town to mine or possibly far away. Who knows? He’s looking. That’s for sure. Not getting what he needs in his marriage, either.

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