Consider This Silicone Face Mask For The Perfect First Date
These hacks are a nightmare, but at least you’ll have his approval before he kills you
Do you want to date and never be rejected? You’re not alone. Or, maybe you are, but it’s only because you haven’t learned these hot tips yet. Here are the ways that you can make him and his hidden bottle of cyanide want you, and only you.
Silicone Face Mask
Go a little overboard with FaceTune on Tinder? We’ve got you. Consider this silicone face mask for the first date. It’s light pink and girly, so he probably won’t even notice while he’s preparing some Rohypnol®.
New Face
Have you considered just saving yourself the trouble of filtering and makeup by getting a new face entirely? Why not consider a rubber mask to start? I heard this cute guy in the elevator, and I am pretty sure he doesn’t like girls with facial features. He was also carrying a sword and some rope, but that’s probably beside the point.
Voicebox removal
What’s really more dangerous, having your voice removed, or contradicting him again? That’s what I thought.
Good luck out there! And remember, don’t mask your emotions, and always be yourself. Unless that self is unacceptable. Good luck!
