Don’t Try This At Home: The Christmas Edition
‘Sex Sent Me to the ER’ features holiday hanky-panky
‘Tis the season to be jolly…and horny. And when the mood strikes, accidents can happen — and a lot of those accidents are chronicled on the show Sex Sent Me to the ER, which features stories of people getting amorous, then injured. In the “Holiday Hanky-Panky” episode of the show’s third season, we learn about the following three Christmastime stories of what happens when getting ho ho horny leads to a ho ho hospital visit.
Window Shopping
In the “Window Shopping” segment of the show, Megan goes to pick up her husband, Dave, at the department store where he works — partially in the hopes of scoring some holiday jewelry he hinted at buying for her. When she arrives, the store is closed and the security guard won’t let her in, despite the fact that her husband is still inside. She sneaks in when the guard gets distracted and starts feeling amorous as she meets up with Dave. Though she’s interested, he’s apprehensive and concerned about losing his job if they get caught doing the deed.
As they have the age-old “to fuck or not to fuck” debate, the next thing they know, the lights are turned off and the doors are locked. Dave calls a security guard he knows to let them out, but with a 30-to-40…
