Getting Used To My New Dick
Incredibly, it has morphed recently!
Once upon a time, I thought that once you reached the age of 18, a guy’s dick had pretty much established its size and shape for the duration. Yeah, guys sometimes take silly pills or attach pulleys or suction pumps to their junk in a vain attempt to enlarge their units. And some even go under the knife to actually accomplish the mission — though I assume nobody who glimpses a surgically enlarged penis is fooled.
So anyway, I have a confession to make. Sometime about a year or two ago, I woke up one morning to notice that my AM chubby had a curve to it. For 69 years, I had a straight-arrow dick. Having seen pornography featuring men with significantly curved junk, I felt blessed with my straightness. It seemed like that “bender” wouldn’t be to a woman’s liking. And I’ve read a few articles by women which supported that theory.
I dismissed the observation of my morning semi-erection as “just my ‘magination.” But alas, it was not my imagination. Over time, I came to realize that my dick was actually changing shape!
Off to Google I went to research the phenomenon and what I found supported what I was experiencing. Old guys’ dicks do change…