Getting Used To My New Dick

Incredibly, it has morphed recently!

William Mersey
Sex and Satire
Published in
3 min readJan 9, 2022

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Once upon a time, I thought that once you reached the age of 18, a guy’s dick had pretty much established its size and shape for the duration. Yeah, guys sometimes take silly pills or attach pulleys or suction pumps to their junk in a vain attempt to enlarge their units. And some even go under the knife to actually accomplish the mission — though I assume nobody who glimpses a surgically enlarged penis is fooled.

So anyway, I have a confession to make. Sometime about a year or two ago, I woke up one morning to notice that my AM chubby had a curve to it. For 69 years, I had a straight-arrow dick. Having seen pornography featuring men with significantly curved junk, I felt blessed with my straightness. It seemed like that “bender” wouldn’t be to a woman’s liking. And I’ve read a few articles by women which supported that theory.

I dismissed the observation of my morning semi-erection as “just my ‘magination.” But alas, it was not my imagination. Over time, I came to realize that my dick was actually changing shape!

Off to Google I went to research the phenomenon and what I found supported what I was experiencing. Old guys’ dicks do change…

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William Mersey
Sex and Satire

Daily Beast, NY Daily News, Daily Mail, Independent contributor. "In all matters of principle, it's the principle that matters." Just call me "Dollar Bill."