How to Give a Man an Orgasm According to a Girl Who’s Bad at Sex
Give him a sneak peek by peeing with the door open
Hi ladies!
So, I see you’re interested in being the most memorable lay your man has ever had? Well, you’ve come to the right place.
But let’s just get this out of the way — you’re gonna have a hard time getting a man to orgasm unless you’re a virgin.
All men are incredibly experienced with sex, and most of them hate when women try to bring their own skills and preferences into the bedroom. Telling them what you want sexually is very distracting and makes them feel less masculine (which is why you should never attempt the elusive cowgirl style sex position).
But chances are, you’re probably not a virgin. After all, you’re reading an article about sex, you gross perv. I guess that means I’ll have to share some additional tips to help you please your man.
First, never initiate sex.
Nothing screams desperate like vocalizing how much you want his dick inside you. This one shouldn’t be too hard because no sane woman actually likes sex. But I’m just putting it out there as a reminder.
Okay, the next step is to take off your clothes.
