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How to Have a Great First Date According to My Mom

“One day, you’ll thank me for this advice”

Photo by Luis Machado on Unsplash

Grooming for the date

Okay, sweetie, it’s time to do your hair. Why did you dye your hair blonde again? If you dye your hair too much, it will become like straw and fall out. I really wish you kept your beautiful natural color.

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Ms. Part Time Wino

Ms. Part Time Wino

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first of her name. writer of nonsense. queen of drinking wine.