Sex and Satire
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Sex and Satire

I’m Begging You, Please Like My Instagram Selfie

#shamelessselfie #follow4follow

Photo by Artem Beliaikin on Unsplash

Do you have your phone on you? Great. Now can you please open Instagram and like my selfie?

It’s a photo of me making a kissy face in my bedroom. I spent the last two hours plucking my eyebrows and doing my makeup to resemble Kylie Jenner’s latest look. I would fuckin’ kill to have her life.

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Ms. Part Time Wino

Ms. Part Time Wino

first of her name. writer of nonsense. queen of drinking wine.