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Sex and Satire

I’m Finally Super Horny…& Men Are Stressed.

The world is fantastically cruel.

Photo by Igor Starkov on Unsplash

For years and years, I’ve been the stressed one. As a teen, I didn’t have sex because my mom was a teen mom, and I wanted to wait until I wasn’t a teenager so there was no way I’d have that label.

Then I felt pressure to fake it for a guy’s ego, and then I made bad decisions and ended up in relationships…

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Who says sex can’t be funny?

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