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Sex and Satire

Lines Women Would NEVER Write

What some men might want to hear, but never do

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“I’m looking for a NSA affair; just show up, fuck me, and go home.”

“Are you for real?”

“I’m a MILF, cougar, and a soccer mom rolled into one fantasy fuck for you.”




Who says sex can’t be funny?

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