My Best Birthday Gift Ever
According to my wife
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1 min readJun 24, 2021
Nothing fancy for my birthday party this year. Just a drink or two with the woman of my life.
Walking back from our favorite bar, tipsy and happy, we hug and kiss.
“I’ve got a special gift for you this year.”
It must be something sexual. I’ve told her some of my fantasies recently, hoping she would take the bait.
Am I machiavellian or what?
“It’s something sexual, is that ok?”
YES!
Instead of shouting, I play it cool and nod with a smile.
“I bought you two things.
A sexy maid outfit for men and a top-notch vacuum cleaner.”
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