Sex and Satire
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Sex and Satire


My Derrie-Air

Your face is a throne fit for a Queen

Photo by Monika Kozub on Unsplash

From the look that’s on your face

I can tell which way you’re leaning.

That you’re hungry for my ass,

and you’re longing for a queening.

You’re staring at my bottom




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Jupiter Grant

Jupiter Grant

Writer, Poet, Narrator, Freelancer. Living in UK & my own head. Send queries here: Buy me a coffee here:

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