My Penis Is Cupid’s Arrow and I Don’t Know What to Do About It

Send help, but don’t get too close or you might end up pregnant

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My penis is cupid’s arrow.

To avoid any confusion, I’m not saying that my penis is held in the supple hands of a baby.

I’m saying that if I have sex with you, you will marry the next man you meet.