Sex With An Older Man

Shhh! Don’t tell anyone. There aren’t enough of us to go around.

Charles H. Roast
Sex and Satire

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No, silly, I didn’t have sex with an older man.

This is about YOU having sex with an older man.

For purely selfish reasons, I believe every woman in their 20’s and 30’s should have sex with a man in his fifties and sixties. In fact, a woman should try sex with an older man with every new decade she reaches.

Why? Well, so older men like me can have sex with younger women. Ha ha. Not kidding.

But I also think it’s important for younger women to know what they’re missing by having sex only with younger men.

Energy v. Skill

Younger men may have the energy, but older men have the skill they earned from decades of sexual escapades. Just, you know, gently remind us where the clitoris is, please.

Staying Power

Younger men don’t have the staying power of older men. Older men have swollen prostates, so they can last a lot longer. . .as long as you are on top and do most of the work. And the little blue pill has kicked in. Can’t forget that durn pill.

Rushing v. Taking The Time

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Charles H. Roast
Sex and Satire

The “real” me, released into the wild, unashamedly blunt, politically incorrect, brutally honest(in a nice way), funny, and still lovable. And still anonymous.