Sex and Satire
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Sex and Satire

So, You’ve Decided to Have Sex With the Same Person for the Rest of Your Life

Yay! Same boobies forever!

Photo by Gabby Orcutt on Unsplash

I heard you made a lifelong commitment only to have sex with one person for eternity. Congrats!

Really, it’s an amazing accomplishment. Not many people are willing to give up their freedom so easily. A lot of single people actually fight to maintain their independence. And their…

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Ms. Part Time Wino

Ms. Part Time Wino

first of her name. writer of nonsense. queen of drinking wine.