Strict Rules for Reading and Writing Erotica

As specified by the Erotica Federation Unidos (Ef-U)

Photo by Thought Catalog on Unsplash

To gain the most from reading or writing erotica, please educate yourself using the quiz below.

Reading and writing erotica is a privilege and not a right, so please do so judiciously, as outlined by the Erotica Federation Unidos Vol 3 (hereafter known as Ef-U) in cooperation with the GCBSS (G. Charles BS Society).

Thank you.

1. Erotica must be seen to be enjoyed. True or False.
2. A woman breathing deeply and slowly is always erotic, unless she is being given a breathalyzer test. True or False.
3. Erotica must contain earth-shaking orgasmic conclusions with the characters tensing, stiffening, and writhing like they’re having seizures to be considered truly erotic. True or False.
4. Erotica is best published and consumed after only one unedited draft to ensure a high degree of raw sexuality. True or False.
5. Characters must howl like coyotes when they climax or the story cannot be classified as erotic. True or False.
6. Erotic billionaire romances, especially stories taking place on yachts, are the highest examples of reader intellect and writer capability. (It’s true — why bother guessing?)